How is LIL WAYNE, a nigga with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes an a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love?!?!?

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That moment when you suddenly smell a strong scent of weed.

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If two twin girls marry two twin boys, will their children be identical?

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When you’re in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you give them the most retarded one you own.

 

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